Dear Facebook, Can you add – ‘Kick out the filthy wretch’ button? Sometimes we badly need it. – Swati.

Dear Karma, I was just wondering if you visit those on priority who call you a bitch. – Swati.

Dear India, In the name of citizens, you are having creatures with values imposed! – Swati.

Dear Youth, A wasteful today is the guarantee for a remorseful tomorrow! – Swati.

Dear World, You need to check our social media posts; Homer, Shakespeare, Tolstoy or Dante all are overtaken long ago! – Swati.

Dear Ethics, We won’t take long to make you as remnant as the Appendix! – Swati.

Dear God, Can you use a different pigment for obscene eyes? – Swati.