Yellownotes – Daily Quotes | Quote of the Week | September 2018 | Week 01

September 01, 2018
Your favourite Yellownotes of the week.

Written by - Swati Joshi

Dear alcohol, In India, a few pints of you in n Shakespeare becomes our great grandfather! – Swati.
Dear you, Being called eccentric all the time? Tune out, they’re just the people unable to handle your charm! – Swati.
Dear men, Do you believe in following in someone’s footsteps?Let me remind you, we are not spelled as Q-U-A-D-R-U-P-E-D but H-U-M-A-N! – Swati.
Dear self, Cellulose and idiocy can neither be digested nor be avoided so, just acclimatize! – Swati.
Dear people, If you must have to choose between two evils; pick the devil n leave your boss alone! – Swati.
Dear God, I like your maths, everything comes to zero at the end whether you add, subtract, multiply or divide! – Swati.
Dear friends, If money matters the most to you; you’re a corporate and will either have the masters or just the staff! Forget about friends… – Swati.

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Swati Joshi is an Indian writer who loves to write in English and Indian Languages like Gujarati. Read her Gujarati Poetry and Motivational articles at Swati's Journal.
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